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What is Robert Gabriel Mugabe?

Robert Mugabe is a dictator of note. In 2008 Robert Mugabe ruled as the president of Zimbabwe, when the disputed Zimbabwean elections took place. Robert Mugabe served as the president of Zimbabwe since 1980. Robert Mugabe is part of the ZANU-PF political party. Robert Mugabe's full name is Robert Gabriel Mugabe. Robert Mugabe is a joke by itself, but have a look at some of the Robert Mugabe jokes and other Mugabe content found here. 

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Robert Mugabe ordered genocide of his own citizens

The tyrant Robert Mugabe killed thousands of Ndebele people saying they "plotted to kill him" but admitted to having no evidence.

A Robert Mugabe joke - Dead Pig

Robert Mugabe and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly.

Mugabe tells his driver: "Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig what happen."

One hour later, Robert sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.

"What happen to you?" Robert asks.

"Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter made wild passionate love to me."

"My God! What did you tell dem?" asked Mugabe.

The driver answered: "Good evening, I am Robert Mugabe's chauffeur and I have just killed the pig."

- www.africancrisis.co.za

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